fabulous

religiousmom:

Do you ever just get really happy somebody was born like wow what are the chances the chances of this person’s dad meeting this person’s mom and making a baby at the right time and it’s such a small probability that they are there and you’re just really happy that they are?

(via pawpowpew)

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

(via cocksadoodledoo)

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

(via laughbitches)